Mustache Haikus!

We here at M4K PDX Headquarters feel that it is our duty to share the M4K PDX Growers' haikus with the world. Enjoy.

Nate K:
All for the children
Are these Christmas mustaches
Like bright shooting stars

Darren C:
Some cause smiles, laughter
Others create fear, anger
You’ll never know which

Eric S:
Scratchy course whiskers,
Growing on my lip this fall.
Cash...for 'stache...for kids.

George T:
Tom Selleck, Ghandi
Charlie Chaplin, Chuck Norris
Now George Totonchy

Howie:
Hair grows under nose
Catching my post-nasal drip
Furry little friend

Terry:
On a cold winter’s night
Mustaches are relative
E=MC2

Nate S:
Stache bash, love you stache
My food is saved for later
Thank you my best friend

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